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DANLASPINATHEGOD
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Name: JESUS
Country: Djibouti
Birthday: 12/25/1900
Gender: Female
Interests: Masturbation
Expertise: Masturbation
Occupation: Supervisory
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/15/2003
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| oimggg... i'm tottallty tthe drunks. i had like,, foor beers and
now im so tipsey that i cannot type! but i love to go on my xanga
and talk about my drunekd experiance cuz that makes it
coowl. i'm such a rebels. i think im gunna become best
friends with ryan nelson cuz he is keweel tooo ^^. I rememberz
teh first timz i was drunk, i had like, freee beerz thens i fell over
and vomited all over teh floor,, heheheh silly me,,,, for some reason i
feel like i need to tell evrywon that imm soo drunked cuz that makes
people look up on me... right? k-ment about how kewl i am plz
And that leads to the fact, that being drunk isn't funny or cool unless
you end up posting nakid pictures of yourself on you xanga or
masturbate to beastiality. Anyway, I think i might have strept
and it blows but i got to sleep in today :)
Why am i posting on this... i don't know.. but this post was made to remember the real reason i created this xanga.
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| Dan has a girlfriend :D:D:D
Lauren - 8-12-04
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| somehow its been 428 days sense i've joined xanga. Arn't I fucking great? I thought asians were only alloud to do it, but i saw matt noel do it and he's got a big mole so i thought hey, why can't i? and then i thought, because i don't have a big fucking mole.. :( | | |
| i know all you loyal fans.. you miss me posting and maing fun of lil' kara.. but im tired so i dont feal like doing it.. | | |
| HELLO MY NAMES KARA AGAIN EXCEPT I TURNED WHITE... "Omg, i tottally came home today, and as i was walking up to my house, for some reason i looked in the dumpster and i saw a twinky rapper!! and i was all like OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i went into the forest and cried to myself for 20 minutes. Then i went inside and i was all like "WHO ATE MY FUCKING TWINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! So then i was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" then i puled out my dickhole and slaped everyone around with it. then i went to k-mart and bought me another twinky for $.25 | | |
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